New Fun Fact!

Did you know that if you yell 'fuck you' repeatedly at Citibank's automated call system it will connect you with a customer service associate? I've tested it. This only works with the student loan system if you clearly enunciate both the 'fuck' and the 'you'. With SKYPE, sloppy enunciation on Citibank's regular 800 number will disconnect you with a message that vaguely implies that you, slovenly and cotton-mouthed customer, are responsible for being hung up on.