Sunday 25 November 2007

A Demand for Science!

While you are all waddling off your Thanksgiving indulgence or laying in food comas and thinking about the long horizon of turkey sandwiches you are facing, I am seeking the betterment of humanity!



I also present absolute visual evidence that Americans are 3.5 times larger than Koreans, post-cleansing. Perhaps we are more absorptive?

5 comments:

DLouise said...

Perhaps those are really just hand towels? Or they use each towel a for a specific part of the body? Or they mainly "drip-dry" and towels are just a small convenience for those "hard to reach places"?
Or --you need to shrink!

How does Earl Grey in tea bags sound - this can be done! Or name your Poison (tea) but.....

Wooster said...

Some Early Grey in bags would be greatly appreciated! I haven't seen any here and it's my favorite tea:)

Emily said...

"harness the power of snot for science!"

love it. :-) also, i'm sorry you got stuck with loin cloth-sized towels... maybe they are for the kiddies?

hope you're hanging in there!

Em

Maria said...

want me to send towels? i can let tesla sit on them, and it can be a total body experience.

Anonymous said...

The primary components of mucus are a protein called mucin and about 99% water. As a hydrogel, mucus has some fairly impressive characteristics, and it is, in fact, being investigated for biomaterial applications. Glad to see you're doing your part in the important work of characterizing this potential substrate.